Anyone have funny peeing stories? stories about peeing your pants and how bad you had to go? |
When I was in grade 1. I had lunch detention. there was only the teacher and I in the classroom and I had to go to the toilet. I asked her several times but she wouldn't let me go. Finally she let me go and I started running down the stairs but I couldn't hold it any more.
Well needless to say my pants got wet and I was so embarrassed. She told the class not to make fun of me because it was her fault for not letting me go. Glad to say the guys didn't make fun of me either. Which is strange for young guys. |
Anyone have peeing pants stories? My friend peed her pants and got all embarrased, and i dont know what to tell her since this kind of stuff doesn't happen to me so i need a story that i can tell her about someone peeing there pants. Please help. |
| one time me and my friend went to a party and she had to pee but she was infront of her crush.So she keep talking untill *pop* water filled everywhere. She was so embarred but she blew it offf everyone has flaws no one is perfect that happens to everyone when you need to pee and you cant |
Does any one have any peeing stories? hey people....anyopne have any funny good or interesting peeing stories |
| O gosh when I was about 7 months pregnant I really had to go so I was beating on my best friends door and she was asleep so it took her like 10 minutes to open the door (and for a pregnant women ten minutes is for ever) so I couldn't hold it and it just came on out and I peed on her feet as I ran past her to get to the bathroom.....I know its gross but any pregnant woman will understand |
Do you have any peeing stories? I had an fun peeing moment yesterday. After school, me and three other girls went into the boy's bathroom and locked the door. Then we looked around. We say two toilets and five urinals. It was like peeing paradise. We all look at other random girls on the internet pee, so we know how to pee standing up. So, we tried peeing stadning up into the urinal. I did it successfully, Sara failed, and Jessica just sat on the urinal and pissed. Then, we showed each other our va-jay-jays. And we sorta touched them too. We laughed and showed our bras to each other. It was a fun moment. Bras, panties, va-jay-jays. But while we were playing...never mind. Then we jessica peed again, half on the floor, and half into the urinal, standing up. We cheered. Share your stories. Urinal peeing, public peeing, any kind of peeing stories. Lets here em. |
| One time i was in a washroom (I was sure it was the boys washroom), and then i felt like peeing. So i peed in the urinal thing. Then suddenly, these 2 hot azn girls came in. And i was like "am i in the wrong washroom". They didnt say anything, they came forward, started to strip. I was like blushing and getting hard. Then they were all completely naked, i saw their breasts/boobs, their vaginas, and everything nice i ive always wanted to see for a long time. Then they started touching me all around, and they rubbed my thing. Then i got so hard that i climaxed (Cummed), at the last sight, i saw the 2 hot girls sucking and licking and kissing my penis. But then, i woke up from my sleep. My bed/blanket was wet. I hated that. It was all just a dumb good dream. |
DO you have any funny stories about little guy peeing or pooping outside? My little boy was over his grandmas house and we thought he was playing in the bushes but it turns out he was actually pooping. |
| haha well I was at a restraunt and my daughter kept saying she needed to poop, so i'd take her to the bathroom and she wouldnt do anything, after 4 times of going to the bathroom with no poop, I said she'd have to wait for a min (since i figured it was just another false alarm) she pulled her pants down and pooped on the floor. |
Do you have any funny stories about guy peeing or pooping outside? Last week My little boy went into our garden and just started peeing |
| My parents have a house in a very remote part of the country. By remote, I mean they are surrounded by thick woods on all sides. They also have a house full of people (there are 5 guys there and 2 adults) with one bathroom. Most of us can hold it if we have to wait, but my youngest brother (who had just begun potty training when we moved there) couldn't always wait his turn. So he would pee outside. The back door to the outside and the bathroom door are right across the hall from each other. Now, he's 8, and he doesn't even bother to check to see if someone's in the bathroom. He just goes straight outside and pees off the porch! It's so gross! And when we ask him why he won't pee in the bathroom, he just says he likes it better outside. Weird, I think. And this guy is crazy. He will go outside in the morning, in the dead of winter to pee! |
What is your best peeing story? What is your best/ your top peeing stories? Where is the most weird/ funniest/ or worst place you have ever peed? Please tell your stories. Best will be chosen as best answer! If you dont have any, have your friends ever peed anywhere while you were with them that was just well, not a toilet haha. |
I thought i was sitting on the toilet when i was drunk and i peed on a chair... =(
I peed on the street one other time, it was very dark so i think no one saw me, but i am a girl so it was reaaally hard not to get wet haha. My gfs did the same... it was funny and crazy. |
Any stories of girls/women peeing while standing up? How old were and how successful where you?
I've read some articles of women pee standing up when restrooms are dirty and see how well this really works. I my try it sometime myself! |
| It's not necessarily that they're standing up but squatting. I'd like to know how they did that. Did they take their pants all the way off or how did they get around the toilet with their pants around their ankles? I pee'd standing up once when I was little and it was directly over the toilet so I was stradling it and it ended up going everywhere. So not worth it lol |
Does anyone have any holding pee stories? Please don't say any thing mean.
I know this is really weird but I want to read some holding pee stories, and I was wondering if any one had any. I don't like ones where you end up peeing your pants though.
Yes! I know it's gross, weird, stupid, whatever. I still want to know some. I enjoy reading them.
Please don't answer unless you have one. And I know it's not healthy and I don't do this unless I have to but I still like reading them.
Again don't say anything mean! |
| 2day i was at school and, of course, i love to hold my pee so i held my pee for 6 hours until it was time for these dancers 2 come and dance in an assembly, i held my pee still, and then, i had 2 go, but the bell rang for time 2 go home and i couldn't, when i got on the bus for daycare (i know its weird) and it was a bumpy ride, my bladder felt like it was gunna explode, the bus driver kept on telling me to smile, well, when we got to daycare i went to the bathroom and in the toilet was a lotta pee, i really had to go. |
Do you guys have any funny stories about your guy peeing or pooping outside? My little boy of 3 years was outside in the yard the other day and when he came in he had this huge smile on his face. When we went outside to see what had happened we noticed that he had pooped right in the middle of the lawn. it was so funny, we're still laughing about it today |
I was sitting on the steps watching my Grandson play.We were living on the 2nd fl and I
was recovering from cancer and could go up and down only once,he was 2.5 and really
wanted to be outside,as I sat there he dropped his pants and peed...as a cop car rounded
the corner...A female cop red me the riot act about molesters,anyway she asked him why
he did it and he said...the fowers were dry.Her partner cracked up.Anyway it was funny. |