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There are two crazy Lesbians in the Battered Womens shelter I am in.They are doing all kinds of crazy ****? These two particular women keep calling each other honey, baby, babe ,sweetheart, all the time and they keep hugging each other all the Damn Time! Anytime they do anything they kept touching each on the shoulders, their hands all the time. They always do everything together and it seems like the other woman always acts and speaks for the other woman. They knew each other before coming into the shelter, they say they have been friends for the last 8yrs. The keep calling the rest of us that stay here the same names like honey baby, sweetheart whenever they are around the rest of us too.When I first came they were just staring at me like they have never seen a Black Woman before just smiling at me and started touching me too and I told the one of them to stop it I am a rape victim and it makes me feel uncomfortable. When one of them did it again I told on her to the staff to make her stop it. I told them that I think that they are Lesbians but they said that I was being too sensitive because of my husband having raped me during my marriage and that they are just being Friendly.They started talking about God and Jesus and said that they are Christians and I thought that maybe I made a wrong judgement call on them so I decided to be nice to them so I did not get mad at them anymore about them touching me on the shoulders and if they tried to hug me I went on ahead and let them hug me. The next thing you know they started asking me if I needed anything from the store and when I said no I have no money they would come back with stuff anyway and I thanked them and accepted it.They are very nosy and if they do not see you in the living room or out anywhere else in the house if they think you are in your room they will stand in front of your door and eaves drop on you.Even if you are using the toilet it reminds me of a man keeping track of his woman. They act like they have to always know what you are doing or where you are. If they find out you do not like them they will tell a lie and aggravate you by making fun of you everytime they see you or tell a lie on you to try to get you kicked out of the shelter!They are 53 yrs old and they are white, but they have messed with everybody that comes into the shelter and if you do not like them and complain about them touching you then they start making up lies on you! They want my *** real bad now, I heard them say that they have been putting some of their body fluids in the food and drink in the shelter that for us ladies to eat and drink but they have been I found out by hearing them talk one day on my *** in particular. They said that they are going to try to make me have Hepatitis B like they do to make me have to go with them! So now I am only eating canned foods the shelter has so they can not make me have Hep B like them! I have talked to the shelter about this but I have to have proof not just my overhearing them is enough for them. Yesterday I had a wet spot on my shirt and one of them came up and touched the spot on my shirt where the wet spot was asking me why it was wet there. I felt like slapping her but I do not want to go to jail. Iam a brand new grandmother and I have yet to see her and my daughter so I have maintained myself so far. Yesterday one of them came up to me and said that she wanted to give me something then she stood there looking at my right breast just smiling at it and raised her hand up towards it as though she was going to touch me there, but then she put her hand down and then said Merry Xmas and I took it although I was not sure if I should and I opened it up it was a 100.00 dollar bill! I tried to make her take it back but she refused so I said I would hold on to it for her. Then she walked into the kitchen where her friend was and said in a low voice I just gave her a 100.00 dollar bill the lest she can do is give me a piece of *** before I go on Friday! I felt so humiliated and was so upset I went straight to my room trying to think of what I should do now!You see they finally got tried of her messing with people in the shelter and they kicked *** out Thank God! I am keeping it as evidence for the police because I plan to report her for sexually harassing me since I have been in this shelter! She heard me talking to one of the ladies in my room she must have had her buddy stand in front of my room door and she said that if I reported her to the police that she is going to tell a lie on me and say that I stole it from her! I do want to leave this shelter but near by shelter are full right now. Help how should I cope in the mean time until I cango elsewhere or should I just try to avoid her as much as possible until she leaves on Friday? | | Wait on friday! | I'm a sexy sex addict with a nice *** who ran shirtless.... What are you? I'm a sexy sex addict with a nice *** who ran shirtless with a bag of weed because i have a noodle in my nose
Don't take it offensively, just for fun =)
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light Blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot- bare footed
[x] White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/short = skank
[ ] Corduroy = ****** homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene guy
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ] PJs = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[x] Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that everyone wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[x ] Dirty blonde = with a nice ***
[ ] Bald = with herpes
Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who banged
[x ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[] 12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = a shoe
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Clause
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[x ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = my lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = my mom
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 =my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING BOOBS
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how i roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[x ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
| im bored so what the heck.,
im an emo brat with a hot boyfriend who killed a pornstar because thats how i roll.
haha x] | Dont you just love jokes??? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest guyren?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy ****.
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: Why is being in the military like a *******?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
A: Hair balls
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive
Q: What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
A: Come in five flavours
Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A: Crust
Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork
Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A: By sticking your finger in his honey
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it... but they can't eat it
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What does a dog do that a boy steps into?
A: A lump of ****. no wait.. pants.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy
Q: What do you call an amish farmer with his arm halfway up his horses ***?
A: A mechanic
Q: Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.
Q: Why does santa have such a big sack?
A: Cos he only comes once a year.
Q: How do you define a "tough girl"
A: She kickstarts her own vibrator, or she rolls her own tampons
Q: What do you get if you cross a nun with a computer?
A: A system that won't go down. | | omg i think i might have just leaked urine! LOL | People of all faiths, can I get your opinion on this irreverent little song? Alright now boys and girls, we've got another story for you now.
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible.
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make us need too
If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins thou shall not cut Footloose
If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
And when they nail my pimpled *** to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in Seven
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God | | You know, that's actually pretty damned clever. | Your thoughts on this song's take on Christianity? Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
And when they nail my pimpled *** to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
(you're in the running for best answer if you can name the band)
I've got to admit I like the comparison to Kevin Spacey's character in Seven... | Bloodhound Gang really does have a talent for interesting lyrics. If you've listened to the entire "Hooray for Boobies" album, you really get the idea the writer of a lot of the songs attended Catholic school...
Its an angry former Christian take on the religion. I like it, not as much as "The lap dance is sooo much better when the stripper is crying", but I guess that wouldn't be an R&S question, would it?
Is the song blasphemy? Not as much as Depeche Mode's "Blasphemous Rumours", but is does hit on a couple of valid points, how would you teach an old God new tricks? | Is my friend a lesbian? Soo.. I just had my birthday party. I invited 5 girls and we were all drinking. Soo. anyways. This one girl drank the most (I think). I have drank with her before and she had like half a shot and acted shitfaced so I have a feeling she is just pretending to be drunk when she isn't, but I really did think she was at least tipsy at the party.
To the point. She kept grabbing my ***, like full on GRAB. Not pat or smack but GRAB and it was reallllllly irritating me. I kept telling her to stop but she wouldn't. She kept poking all of our crotches and trying to shove water bottles into our crotches. Yeah... Then she kept falling on us like she was shitfaced, which she may have been but when I'm shitfaced. I have the sense not to be so loud my parents might hear and she was out of control! She would fall on me when I had the bottle in my hand where I almost spilled it. I mean. ****. Some common sense.
She also kept biting us
Then she got whip cream in her hair (we were eating pie. I don't know how she did that) then started saying it was my friend's "vagina juice" in her hair
So I understand affectionate drunks. Like two of my friends kept hugging me and cuddling with me (I was drunk too) and that makes me feel loved and nice but I did NOT like being violated and constantly touched like that and we told her to stop. But she wouldn't
Then I asked her closer friend at the party if she was a lesbian or bi. She said no then ended up telling the girl acting weird I said that.
Then the girl said "Why did you think I'm a lesbian? I have had a penis IN me. IN me"
Yeah. So she had sex once from this guy she met on xbox live. Long and weird story that I don't really approve of. But I almost think it was a coverup or she did it because her friend lost her virginity.
So why was she acting so weird? It wasn't just an affectionate drunk thing. She was taking it wayyyyyy too far. She also kept trying to kiss my other friend. | | Seriously, her being a girl doesn't make groping you ok. If she doesn't stop, send her to prison. | Whats a good comeback/insult to this? i was on facebook and saw my friends status:
Omg! D: today has been so boriinngggggg x.x;
so i wroye a comment saying
whyyyyyyyy?
this guy wrote
I am banana...
she replied
Cause it was o.o
Yes, yes you a banana and ima eat you >:D
this girl thats hating on me for no reason wrote to me
GTFO (my name)
my friend wrote
Lol. I love you laure elise ♥ and i also miss yah D:
laure elis is the haters name,she wrote
I miss you too </3 no one is there to sexually abuse me now
i read he gtfo comment towards me so i wrote
lol laure elise,you make me laugh! (:
my frined wrote
Lmao. Yea i shall be the only to sexually abuse you ;D hahah
the hater wrote
And you make me barf ♥
..now im gonnas kip a couple of comment cause its doesnt have to do with this (anyways i wrote to laure elise)
lol (: you shouldnt be talking considering your face looks like of someone **** on it,honetly talking **** about me behind my back is good position for you to kiss my ***. so bend over,if not ill kick yours
so my frined which pissed me off by writing this,because she always puts lol,when someone insults me but never defends me,she wrote
(my name) im not choosing sides or anything but she wasnt really saying it behind your back o.o
Now ladiessss, theres no reason to fight for me cause im taken 8D by cici
im skipping comments and so on with the insults
the hater wrote
(my name) you're calling me ugly LMAO yhhhhhhhh and you're Angie Jolie ur right I'm so jealous that I don't look like you you're so pretty I wish I was a cheerleader and have a pink car and light skinned boyfriend man you're life is like a movie!!!! I'm ugly troll and you're just so fab even more I've probably kissed more guys than you :/ BUT I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU but no I'm just an ugly Jewish troll that not even surgery can help!!!!!
idk why but she left another comment saying
(my name) stop RAAAGING and please girl you ain't good enough to call anyone ugly. I know for a fact I'm better looking than you and it isn't talking **** if I said it to your face. Also btw stop acting like you're hot **** when you aren't and I highly doubt you can kick my *** you ******* lesbian rapist you should be in a mental instustion cause you're a ******* crazy *****. If I had a dollar for every whorish thing you did I'd be a multibillionaire : )
...btw shes bi and all her frineds left her and made fun of her and used her,but i knew how ppl felt when made fun of so i stuck around with her and helped her out,then one day when i said i had a boyfriend is when she started bitching at me,idk why though,and her brother always made fun of her on purpose,but now hes making fun of me. we all go to different schools and we go to hs now,btw i loooovvveee hs!,but idk why theyre hating on me,i havent had any drama this year till this. everyones real nice to now. so,anywyas her brother wrote to me
(my name) u know u callin my sis **** as in she has **** on her face is like justing beiber trying to insult a guy by saying he has a high voice ur an ugly peice of **** that has hardly ny REAL freinds and had everyone make fun of because u were...
so my frined wrote
Awwwwwwww I find it sweet how ralpheal backed his Sis up. I wish my big brother would do that for me. ;~;
the hater wrote
He just wanted to say something to (my name) for the lulz he told me :3
He probably said that but I bet it's cuz he loves you :D so adorable ♥ you so lucky got a brother that cares for you. I bet Both of my sisters care more about me then he does D: and that's sad..Just incase my brother reads this Ima say jk o.o
the haters bro wrote
noo i love u yesi ur my daughter
the the hater wrote
Tell (my name) to get her pathetic *** back in here I'm still not done lmao at her
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its real long,SORRY,and yes it alot of drama,but honestly its a waste of my time. and the wierd thing is i really dont care what she thinks. eber since i started hs,i actually donr care what anybody thinks of me,thats why i havent had any drama,then i again i havent had drama since the 7th grade,lol.
so can anybody help me come up with a good comeback because if i dont answer back itll look like she hurt my feeling,when she hasnt.
thanks(: | respond, "yeah, well, im done with you. its obvious that you have some self-esteem issues, otherwise you wouldnt be making rude comments about other people. im happy with myself, and im sorry, but you can't change that. im going to leave the conversation now, because its an immature argument that no one will win. i hope you can learn to love yourself, and respect others."
don't respond to anything after that, no matter what she says.
this makes you seem smarter than her, and it gives her the feeling that you find her pathetic. | Hi friends,laugh? Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women
don't?
A: A bellybutton!
Q: What do you call a guy with one testicle?
A: The una baler
Q: Why can't lestians be on a diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: They can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
Q: What do you call a one legged dog?
A: It dont matter he wont come anyway.
Do you know the difference between a good year and 365 used condoms?
Answer: A ******* good year!!!!!
Q. What does an aboriginie call a sheet of corigated iron?
A. A doona!
Q: Why can't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in
Arkansas high schools?
A: It's too hard on the mule!
Q. What do you call cheese thats not yours?
A. notcho(not your) cheese
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with Rambo?
A: You get a Gung-Ho Ho-Ho that, if your naughty, will be after your
***-Ho.
Q: What has 128 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row in a BSB concert.
Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the
prostitute?
A: The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
Q. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A. Quarter-pounder with cheese
Q. What do you call 20 lesbians in a closet?
A. A licker cabnet. | Godd... you stink!
Q: what language do dogs speak
A: Barkenese
A blond driver is driving and a blonde cop pulls her over, the cop asks "can i see your license"
the driver asks "what does a license look like?"
Cop says: "it's square and has your picture on it." then the driver pulls out a square compact mirror and hands it to the cop.
Cop: "Well, if i knew you were a cop, i wouldn't have pulled you over!"
Q.Have you ever seen the movie Constipated?
A.It never came out. | HOCD or am I discovering bisexuality? Hello!So, I'm asking this question yet another time although I promised myself I wouldn't.I'm a male and I just turned 16.I have loved the opposite sex since I was 8-9 years old.Masturbated to thoughts of girls,had crushes on girls,masturbated to straight porn.I would get hard just by seeing a girls ***/boobs on the street or if a girl hugged me.I never had sexual fantasies about guys and I have never been turned on by a guy.I can admire if a guy has a good body though.
So anyway a year and a half ago I started getting intrusive thoughts about being gay.I was extremely depressed and anxious all the time.After some research on the internet I found out that I had all the symptoms of HOCD.Constant anxiety, wondering and the thoughts were offensive to me(still are) and not arousing.I always had to reassure myself that I'm still straight by looking at hot chicks and trying to get aroused.Most of the times I did and it relieved my anxiety.After a lot of checking and reasuring and reading all kinds of stuff on the internet I would feel good, but not for long.The thoughts would still come and find away to scare the **** out of me.
After a long process of reasuring and going nowhere I joined a website in which psychotherapists from my country give advice.So I took the advices to accept the thoughts and stop being scared by them, which started working.I stopped reasuring myself and it worsened for a bit, but long term it was great.
Anyway I was able to manage all that and I met my current girlfriend.I'm pretty positive I love her and it's been great for 8 months(until now).It all went down again with me having a gay dream.I dreamed of a guy giving me a ******* and I got an erection in my sleep.I instantly woke up freaked out as hell and decided to check if I'm gay by looking at some gay porn.Well it didn't arouse me, but I felt something like a groinal response - a tingling feeling.I went to bed again and had a dream of me being with a girl, which made me extremely happy.Two days after that I got another gay dream again with a erection and woke up again with extreme fear.I got depressed, stopped eating, had problems sleeping and I lost my sex drive.I couldn't get aroused watching straight porn anymore I was going crazy thinking that I was gay.I couldn't even get an erection while I was kissing my girlfriend.After lots of struggle I decided to do tests again.I would watch straight and lesbian porn and masturbate to it and then switch to gay porn and try the same.Well what happened was the first time I actually kept my erection when I switched to gay porn, even though I was disgusted while watching it.The next few days I did this about 3 or 4 times again and I would get an erection from masturbating to straight/lesbian porn and loose it once I switched to gay porn.
What bothers me is that when I'm extremely horny I can kinda keep the erection when I switch to gay porn, even though I'm really uncofortable watching it and pretty much disgusted.I still prefer straight and lesbian porn and it turns me on WAY more than gay porn.If I try watching gay porn without watching straight before that I can't get an erection.I can't get an erection by trying to masturbate to fantasies about men and I can't get aroused by seeing a man naked.I don't want to do anything with a man in real life and I can't picture myself being with one, but these thoughts just don't give me peace.Is there any chance I could be bisexual or gay??I'm sorry for all the text, but I'm really stresse and confused! | Honey I like how you experiment with yourself to know yourself better.
Anyways, you should check the following things: First, suppose your are gay or bisexual would your family and friend not accept you? In other words, do you have any kind of fear or shame regarding social aspect of homosexuality in your subconscious mind that you think if you ever come out will face consciously?
Second, Do you have phobia against homosexuals?
If the answers are NO; then it might be HOCD. Because the reason of your disgust are the 'intrusive thoughts' don't represent who you actually are. It makes you feel bad.
If the answers are YES; then it might be you are discovering more about yourself and the conception of social acceptance and other relative feelings making conflict with your current stage of 'psycho-physic evolution' about sexual life.
For the blow*job part, it is alright to get turned on even if you do not feel that way in reality, dreams are reality in your subconscious and when you receive a fellatio (stimulating your sexual organ) from anyone it could be turn-on feeling regardless preferred gender. So don't worry about that.
Overall it seems to me HOCD and it will be over soon. | My cousin was being a jerk today.....? Okay, we were at a family picnic for the 4th today, and my male cousin was being a butthole to me all day. Okay, before i tell you what he said, just let me say this. I'm a lesbian, and two years ago i printed off some stuff about lesbians from wikipedia. I was at my cousins house, and they got it from me and showed everyone that was there. My aunt, uncle, cousins, and granny saw it, and none of them would talk to me for a couple of weeks. I told them i wasn't gay (which i was lying) and they said ok. But i know in the back of their minds they know what's up. So anyway, we were at the picnic and he grabbed my brother by the waist and said "this is how (my name) holds her women". I was just thinking "why would you randomly say that?". Then my girl cousin, his sister, was there, and we were over to the side talking, and my cousin said "baby sis, is she talking about gay sh*t over there? She talking about what girls she ate out?" At that point, i was really pissed off, because why the hell was he attacking me? It's always him and my other male cousin (his brother) making some gay joke about me. They always say i look like some lesbian celebrity, or they just say a mean sex joke. What do you think of this? Would you had confronted him and asked why he was being an *** today, or would you have ignored him like i did? | He sounds like a complete (I can't say the word on here :l)
You should confront him and tell him how unfair that was, and you don't say personal things like that about him. If he doesn't respect your wishes, get him the hell out of your life, and surround yourself with people you deserve and who love you, for you. You deserve it.
Oh wow, I'm really angry at him even though I don't know the fella. He sounds like such a jerk, and I'm sorry he did that to you. If there's anything else you want to talk about, or need advice with, just e-mail me.
I hope everything goes well. Best of luck. |
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