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Blondes dogs xx funny or not xxx having a break now back later need some sleep xxx? A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!" | a gd 1 lmao
sweet dreams babe x | Painting blonde xxx funny or not xxx? One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats." | | ho ho ho ace, smashing, brilliant. | Is it true that blondes have more fun? maybe i should dye my hair blonde :P haha
xxx | | they may have more fun, but other hair colours have more thrills ;) lol | ONCE IVE BLEACHED MY HAIR, WHAT DO I DO NOW TO GO BLONDE?xxx? okay so once ive bleached my hair.. what do i do now? | | bleaching alone should get your hair blond all you should have to do after that is apply a toner that will tone down any brassy or orange colors. you should never bleach your hair yourself. Hair bleach is very damaging and ive experienced hair loss even when ive had it done by a pro. what color was your hair before you bleached it? and how does it look right now? when you bleaching and dying it i would suggest using extra virgen olive every other week for an hour or longer. your hair will not be oily or greasy and will get softer and silkier than anything youve ever tried just wash it twice after and condition as usual. | A few blonde ones xxx funny or not xxx? A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie".
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q: A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. | Hi Chris, Hahahahahahaha...... Poor Blonde!!! haahahaha
It's a great bunch of Blonde jokes. Had me laughing. Lol Lol.
A Friend.
poppy1 | Why do people assume that blondes are idiots? i know why!! because they are idiots themselves!! BLONDES RULE!!!!!!! xxx-luv u guys-only the blondies of course!! | | sometimes that works to our advantage...don't worry too much about it...x | Smart blonde xxx funny or not xxx? The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!" | he he, you are on a roll today Kilburn....to kil and burn blondes he he
take care and tks for the 2 pts | Xxx Funny xxx Blonde xxx Joke xxx? There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back. | | hahahah i haven't laughed at a joke in awhile | Because you're blonde xxx funny or not xxx? A blonde girl in year 3 at primary school asks her mother, "why do I have better handwriting than the rest of the class?"
Her mother says, "that's because you're blonde, dear."
Then the girl asks, "why am I the tallest in the class?"
Her mother replies, "that's because you're blonde, dear."
The next day in school her class has a swimming lesson.
The girl comes home and says, "We had swimming today, and I have bigger boobs than the rest of the girls -- is that because I'm blonde?"
Her mother says "no, that's because you're 22, dear" | Ha ha ha.!!!
Great one there Sparkles.!!!
10/10 again.!!!
Still smiling here.!!! | Hair problem (going blonde) xxx? For ages i really wanted to be blonde however i was a mousy brown colour , so one day i used a wash in blonde colour but it didn't work, afterwards i used a nice 'n' easy semi permanent colour which didn't work either. Eventually my friend persuaded me to buy a loreal version which didn't work once again. A couple of months later i decided to dye my hair a 'baby blonde' colour which was permanent, it turned out sort of nice but was a gingerish colour and not really the blonde i hoped for. As my roots started to grow i died my hair a medium brown colour, which was semi permanent, as i had given up on the blonde i hoped for and decided to settle back to my usual colour. My hair turned black ! However it did suit me and i was told by many people how nice it was. Anyhow, how now my hair has turned pretty much back to my original colour except it has a hint of ginger.
It was my birthday recently and i would quite like to get my hair proffesionally died at my hairdresser's this weekend, shall i risk it ? I'm scared of the colour not suiting me.
(I'm 15 years old, fair skinned, blue eyes and my eyebrows are light brown)
xxxx | I think your hairdresser can tell if the color with look good on your before they dye your hair. They know what shades go with what skin tones and will be able to suggest a shade of blonde that they think will look best on you, especially if you go to a good salon.
Plus, my best friend is very pale and naturally very blonde and it looks really pretty on her. |
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